- The Neptune Memorial Reef is a new cemetery located 45 feet below the ocean's surface.
- District Attorney John Newsome drinks on the job. He promises to, "...strive to make sure a thing like this never happens again." He's working on it.
- Some jackasses dug up a corpse, and (allegedly) used the skull as a bong. Couldn't they just buy some zig zags? Or the could have just searched for human skulls on eBay.
- One of the latest obsessions around the AM office is a browser-based strategy MMO, called Travian. If you decide to check it out, be sure to check out the notes we've taken.
- Lisa needs braces!
Sources: De-Noggin-izer, Obscure Store [1] [2]
