Brita Vodka

There's a HUGE difference between good vodka, and shitty vodka. So much that bad vodka smells and tastes like rubbing acohol and burns like it too. Good vodka on the other hand, is delicate, smooth, and fragrant. But who can afford Belvedere or Grey Goose? We can't help you there, but we can help you magically transform your crappy vodka into good vodka.

1. Get a bottle of cheap vodka. We recommend plastic handles of Gilbey's.
2. Get yourself a Brita water filter.

3. Pour that shitty vodka through the filter, and again, and again. The more times you do it, the more filtered the vodka will get, and the better it will taste.

Just don't try to use that filter for water ever again. This is also a handy gift idea. You can fill an empty bottle of good vodka with your filtered vodka, and people won't be able to tell the difference. Especially if you use an old Grey Goose bottle, no one will notice since Grey Goose already tastes like crap to begin with.